Our Beyond Cannibal Shredded Cultured Steak™ is a delicious serving of shredded synthetic human steak so you don’t have to eat actual human meat anymore — or, like, kill people (which we heard was pretty bad).
It’s some plant waste ground into human meat substitute so you can make tacos or whatever.
Human wiener, I mean sausage made with avocado oil to simulate nose grease.
It’s like chicken nuggets, but made of synthetic human meat. Serve them at a party and everyone's gonna like wow this is nice s and then and surprise them later.
At Beyond Cannibal, we make some synthetic human meat so you can see what it tastes like I guess or just stop killing people so then you can stop being a cannibal and instead just eat our stuff and make us some money becuse i like money
"I wish I knew about Beyond Cannibal before I died. The ethical sourcing and scientific perfection would have made my life so much easier. Five stars!"
"Absolutely love this product! The taste is incredibly authentic, and knowing it's sustainably sourced makes it even better. Five stars!"
"Beyond Cannibal has revolutionized my culinary experience. The texture is spot on, and it's so versatile. Four stars!"
"Disgusting! This 'fake human meat' is an insult to traditional cannibalism. There's no substitute for the real thing!"
"I wish I knew about Beyond Cannibal before I died. The ethical sourcing and scientific perfection would have made my life so much easier. Five stars!"
"Absolutely love this product! The taste is incredibly authentic, and knowing it's sustainably sourced makes it even better. Five stars!"
"Beyond Cannibal has revolutionized my culinary experience. The texture is spot on, and it's so versatile. Four stars!"
"Disgusting! This 'fake human meat' is an insult to traditional cannibalism. There's no substitute for the real thing!"
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